At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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