Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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