I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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