There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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