you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize