I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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