I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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