The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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