oh god the rape fog is back!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
