she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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