yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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