whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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