we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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