Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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