fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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