I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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