Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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