in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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