god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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