i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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