you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
