can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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