He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
