Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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