So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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