Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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