so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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