If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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