Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i out mim tonsoeep
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