All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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