I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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