yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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