The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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