what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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