the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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