Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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