Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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