Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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