Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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