saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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