Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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