When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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