I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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