the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The air was thick with penises
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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