She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Randomize
