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• (818): View more from California

  Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing

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  The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  What's a "vodkaffle"?

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  It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station

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• (949): View more from California

  One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.

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