that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?