Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT