Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.