i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that