If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions