Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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