So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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