you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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