It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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